You've been at sea for so long and you and the crew have cabin fever. You're are so horny you dared to make a _______ pass at the Captain. Full balls and vino can make a pirate crazy.
A lowly deck hand like you could never lay a grimy finger on on the likes of Her. You seem to forget she runs a tight ship. Now your tight ass is in trouble...
Sniff sniff sniff you scurvy pervert
(there is a 4 second blackout error in this clip. I'm not editing it again so buyer be informed.)