Arrested Development

2024-09-3010:24 minutes
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Get a big bottle of baby oil, some aroma or other party favor and a dildo for this freak off

09/29/24

Try that in a small town

2023-08-235:22 minutes
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I recommedn you don't

added 08/11/23 01:30PM

Right

2022-07-117:16 minutes
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Added:6/14/22 04:59PM
 

I was right. About everything. 

PB Pride Month

2022-05-157:01 minutes
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I noticed that's its Pride Month. Jesus. So just because you like sl--ping with the same sex you get an entire month of celebration but people that serve and perish for the country got one day? That makes a lot of sense, right sheepies? Make sure to show everyone you're a good person by posting a rainbow pic. NEWS FLASH: No one cares who you choose to or not to procreate with, so I'm here to rain on your parade!

 6/2/21 03:23PM

Making men great again

2022-05-097:48 minutes
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I came to rule and I'm MAKING MEN GREAT AGAIN

 

This one's for all the he/she/they/are wackos with cocks to let them know to stay out of My inbox with that pointless "sissy training" bull 

 

Fuck you female impersonating sissies and shame on any supposed conservative male that puts on a female costume and tries to ab**e the eyes of normal everyday people for his own perversions. Instead of being a productive male member of society like you were born to be, you're online begging women to tell you to blow black dudes. You're a racist piece of crud and you're de-rad----n fetish towards women has not escaped My commentary. It's due to low lives like you that female supremacy is afoot. You know what I think is more ----liating for you than dressing like a woman...

Added: 5/27/21 05:37PM

Democratic pizza delivery

2022-04-2213:10 minutes
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Oh you did't order this pizza? Well according to our new safety guidelines we can't take it back so it's all yours. You like pizza, don't you? ;) 
Good.
 
Oops I seem to have turned on your tv and oh my, are you lonely? Me too. Look, even though you're a Trump supporter I really like you. Let's see if we can help each other out.
You think you can stroke for a liberal like Me? ;)
Wed, Sep 2, 2020 at 9:27 PM

Maga Masturbation Manipulation

2022-04-2211:09 minutes
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Hi neighbor, I just wanted to pop in and see how you were doing during these "uncertain times" since I know you live all alone. Oh did I disturb you? I see you're doing your ballot by mail?? Yes, I saw the sign in your front yard. Too bad because we seem to get along so well. Maybe I can change your mind about Team Trump... 

Thu, Sep 3, 2020 at 5:30 AM

Wrapping Paper

2022-04-199:35 minutes
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An interactive joi gift for toilet boys. Get your wrapping paper to play along.

(Unites States residents only)

Added: 12/14/21 05:34PM

White Witch

2022-04-1714:15 minutesInterracial
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This political leaning clip is Practical Magic for lefties

Added: 7/25/21 05:00PM