Over the hill HIDEOUS

Whoa what, grandpa? You're how old? Then why do you look like that?

I'm way older than you but you already look like a senior citizen!

Living over the hill and hideous with how young your are is nothing to celebrate.

I bet you'd be honored to receive a toupee for your birthday but I have a better idea.

Added: 12/31/21 02:46PM