Pay for a fitness class

2022-07-125:02 minutes
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It's 6 months into the year. Did you accomplish those milestones you mentioned? Yeah we all know better, weakling. Now step aside for those of us making strides and pay for one of My workout classes.

Added:6/12/22 05:12PM

Past your prime perv

2022-07-1111:10 minutes
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Added:6/7/22 04:34PM
 

Your plateau point has passed. You are past your prime, perv. So you're My shiny payslave.

Average Joe emasculation

2022-06-0210:36 minutes
Average Joe emasculation 0

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Are you one of these douches that writes "in shape" and/or "fit" on your dating profile? Who are you trying to k-- with all of that excess body fat you have going on? Do you live under a rock? At the very best you're an average Joe Schmoe. I think it's time for a little Turkey Day show and tell for you inferiors. Your self esteem and your little dating profile will be gone by the end of this video. I want you to open a different kind of account now haha

added Thu, Nov 23, 2017 at 1:40 pm

Never getting laid

2022-05-218:26 minutes
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The Hawaiian hottie is back and you're never getting laid, loser.

added 05/21/2022 5:28pm

your woke wife

2022-05-1614:10 minutes
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Your chronically unhappy woke wife was your biggest mistake. When fools rush in, one always runs out. Radical woke women like your wife will never achieve a normal love and marriage. Here's how her toxic, irrational teeny brain works and it's why you want to get away from your EX wife

Added: 8/25/21 05:53PM

Wife vs Wet Dream

2022-05-030:12 minutes
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Added:8/8/21 09:44AM
 

Her legs look like curdled milk, Mine look like cream. Your train wreck of a wife is your worst nightmare and I'm your wet dream and it's time you become a widower for Princess Britney. 

 

Hawaiian hottie roasts you

2022-04-2714:09 minutes
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Oh you're a beas- alright. But not the kind you wish you were. You're a bloated hog. You're a fat pig. And this Halloween this hot hula girl is going to roast you.

Rest in pieces, piggy. You'll be ashes by the time I'm done with you.

Added: 9/21/18 04:29PM

 

Let them eat cake

2022-04-2714:19 minutes
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You're what I call the walking d---. You look like you're nine months pregnant but you're just a belly fat packrat. You think a normal productive woman would want to be around a thing like YOU??

Added:10/15/21 05:45PM

Over the hill HIDEOUS

2022-04-198:21 minutes
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Whoa what, grandpa? You're how old? Then why do you look like that?

I'm way older than you but you already look like a senior citizen!

Living over the hill and hideous with how young your are is nothing to celebrate.

I bet you'd be honored to receive a toupee for your birthday but I have a better idea.

Added: 12/31/21 02:46PM

I won't sugar coat it

2022-04-1310:10 minutes
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I won't sugar coat it because you'll eat that too.

 

Want to lose fat this fall but you're a total fucking loser without a single speck of intrinsic motivation in your genes? Buy Mine and let's see what happens.

Spoiler alert: I always win

Added: 9/28/21 07:19PM