Her legs look like curdled milk, Mine look like cream. Your train wreck of a wife is your worst nightmare and I'm your wet dream and it's time you become a widower for Princess Britney.
Oh you're a beas- alright. But not the kind you wish you were. You're a bloated hog. You're a fat pig. And this Halloween this hot hula girl is going to roast you.
Rest in pieces, piggy. You'll be ashes by the time I'm done with you.
Added: 9/21/18 04:29PM