Updates tagged with wife

Her legs look like curdled milk, Mine look like cream. Your train wreck of a wife is your worst nightmare and I'm your wet dream and it's time you become a widower for Princess Britney. 

The biggest verbal beatdown anyone's given your wife. I batter her from every angle, each fact convincing you to leave her for Me, your new internet GFE.

From her huge Squidward schnoz to the personality implant she needs. She has as many struggles a I have heels. Damn.