It's 6 months into the year. Did you accomplish those milestones you mentioned? Yeah we all know better, weakling. Now step aside for those of us making strides and pay for one of My workout classes.
Added:6/12/22 05:12PM
You're an empty old fart just going through the meaningless motions now and like the typical mid life crisis you're about to spend money unwisely on brotox, a new boat or a boat load of women. But that's where I come in to save you. I am so sweet.
You're only happy when it rains and I will only be happy when every thing you had is...
Added:5/21/22 09:48AM
:) Wallet fucking of course. Now get in My favorite position...
When your classmate realizes you have an ass and fart fetish she decides she's making you her booty bitch
added 12:32pm 05/31/2022
Can you GI jerk without jizzing? Because I'm bringing the tropic thunder and if you cum you owe Me $$
added 05/24/2022 8:55 am
Get in My golden corral
Added:5/23/22 09:11AM
Nobody can ring your bell like I can! And you'll be aching to fill My bag.
Be My sugar daddy this spooky season.
Added: 10/7/21 04:03PM
Type O Negative? Oh you're My type because what they say is true, the bad apples just taste better :SLURP:
Added: 5/14/22 02:07PM
In 2021 $100 is $10. $200 is $20.
Show Me something considerable, something interesting.
Give Me some colossal cash with collateral damage
Added: 12/27/21 08:11PM