If you want to serve the White Queen you can't be the King of fucking everything up
Added:6/8/22 02:29PM
The Hawaiian hottie is back and you're never getting laid, loser.
added 05/21/2022 5:28pm
The biggest verbal beatdown anyone's given your wife. I batter her from every angle, each fact convincing you to leave her for Me, your new internet GFE.
From her huge Squidward schnoz to the personality implant she needs. She has as many struggles a I have heels. Damn.
Your indoctrinated, community college "educated" wife and her little unused degree in dumbassery haven't made her dumb woke ass a dime. HAHA Just buy the clip so I can school you how useless and oblivious she is.
Added: 12/16/21 09:52PM
With Valentine's Day right around the corner it's time to celebrate our number one love- ME.
Clearly you're here because you're some kind of a masochist. And that's means you're a match for Me. A sadistic self proclaimed Queen of fucking everything. I walk around like the world is My yo yo. I'm so full of Myself and everything you give Me too <3 You love Me but no one loves you.
Added: 1/16/22 03:20AM
I won't sugar coat it because you'll eat that too.
Want to lose fat this fall but you're a total fucking loser without a single speck of intrinsic motivation in your genes? Buy Mine and let's see what happens.
Spoiler alert: I always win
Added: 9/28/21 07:19PM