*Bang bang*
You're just a fish in the barrel to Princess Britney.
Added:7/7/22 12:45AM
What a white woman wants and why you're My man's black bday cuck...
The Hawaiian hottie is back and you're never getting laid, loser.
added 05/21/2022 5:28pm
A druggie, a buzer, a loser for online dommes. Anything for an audience because you're an attention slut and a --mil-tion junkie because that's all you can get. Not man enough to be a role model or marry a model. You're the very opposite of what everyone wants in a man.
Your life is a scary movie and a comedy to Me.
Added: 10/18/21 02:25PM
Oh you're a beas- alright. But not the kind you wish you were. You're a bloated hog. You're a fat pig. And this Halloween this hot hula girl is going to roast you.
Rest in pieces, piggy. You'll be ashes by the time I'm done with you.
Added: 9/21/18 04:29PM
Whoa what, grandpa? You're how old? Then why do you look like that?
I'm way older than you but you already look like a senior citizen!
Living over the hill and hideous with how young your are is nothing to celebrate.
I bet you'd be honored to receive a toupee for your birthday but I have a better idea.
Added: 12/31/21 02:46PM
I won't sugar coat it because you'll eat that too.
Want to lose fat this fall but you're a total fucking loser without a single speck of intrinsic motivation in your genes? Buy Mine and let's see what happens.
Spoiler alert: I always win
Added: 9/28/21 07:19PM
Do I think I'm better than you???
If the title alone bothers you maybe you need to buy it and face reality for once
Added: 9/17/21 02:55PM